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Why Zardari hates
this 'love story'
By Shobhaa De, Times of India blog,
30 September 2012
Oho! Love happens. And it has happened. That the love birds happen to be Bilawal Bhutto and Hina Khar, makes this particular ishq-vishq saga most riveting, especially to those of us across the border who have recently been exposed to Khar's irresistible charms. So irresistible, in fact, that our dapper foreign minister, S M Krishna, who went totally latoo over the lovely lady, behaved like a smitten schoolboy, drooling in her alluring presence and forgetting all about the Indian agenda.
It's possible he is nursing a broken heart even as young Bilawal (23) and Hina (34) deal with the storm that has been unleashed in Pakistan after a Bangladeshi tabloid ran a juicy expose on the scandal. Bilawal is a bachcha Majnu to Hina's seasoned Laila. Reports suggest that President is far from amused by his son's dangerous liaison with his external affairs minister. Not only is Bilawal the chairman of the ruling Pakistani People's Party, but he is also the nominated heir to his mother's and father's respective legacies. If the love-struck chap does indeed push off to Switzerland to begin a fresh chapter in his life with the begum he adores, the repercussions of such a decision could prove very costly to the government.
The buzz in Islamabad is that old boy Asif plans to rein in his handsome son, and perhaps sack the seductive Khar. Spoilsport! Really Asif miya, we expect you to be far more understanding, given your own personal history. Look at it this way - Bilawal is seriously cute. And loaded. Hina Khar is seriously gorgeous, and married to a loaded guy. Feroz Gulzar, Hina's smart husband, has rubbished the scoop and called it 'social media gossip'. Yes, there is an 11-year age difference between Bilawal and the luscious mother of two. So what? Some of the most enduring love stories in the world have been similarly scripted. Think about it - Hina is keen to take the relationship forward, as her love notes to Bilawal establish. Now that their secret is out, there's no stopping this pyar ki jodi.
'Dil Toh Pagal Hai' is how we put it in Bollywood lingo. Hina has apparently told Asif to keep his nose out of her 'personal matters'. This is remarkably gutsy of her, considering it was Zardari who found the two in a 'compromising position'. Known for his fiery temper and happy relationship with guns, it's a miracle that the president didn't reach for his favourite weapon when he walked in on the lovers at his official residence. Instead, he tamely asked for Hinaji's mobile phone records! No point in such a silly exercise, considering the lady has not bothered to deny anything!
The real fun starts now. Will Zardari have the guts to fire his minister-sahiba? What charges can he frame against her? Will he send Bilawal into exile? Where will that leave the PPP? More importantly, since Bilawal is the one with access to his mother's considerable (but undisclosed) wealth, how can Daddyji kiss the impressive funds goodbye? Unfortunately, the most dispensable member of the cast is Feroz Gulzar. But blowing him away serves no purpose - it will be one more body in an overcrowded morgue.
There is, however, one solution: India could immediately step in and offer a safe haven to the lovebirds. Why go to Switzerland when there is India? We can create an attractive destination for their nikaah. Maybe throw in a luxury houseboat on Dal Lake for the honeymoon. Sarpanches in Omar Abdullah's state may not be safe. But he'll take good care of his mehmaans from across the border. After all, when it comes to matters of the heart, Omar knows a thing or two about unbridled passion.
Apart from asylum in India, we could make life a lot more fun for this couple. As neighbours, we owe them this much. Cross-border romanticism is so much more civilized than cross-border terrorism. Hina can happily shop for pearls and more Birkins in our luxury malls. We can get her to host a talk show and perhaps, design a signature fashion collection. Bilawal could consider Bollywood. This is a fabulous, heaven- sent opportunity to strengthen bilateral relationships between the two nations. Hina Khar has already charmed half the country, and reduced S M Krishna to putty. If India can manage to bag two for the price of one, it will rank as a major political coup.
Come on over, you two. Your honeymoon suite is waiting!